do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.
not as bad as you couldve been 👍
I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3
friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill
"anyway, here’s wonderwall"