when u make a joke only u and ur friend get
THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN
Bagel riding a unicorn in his dreams
ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP
thug life more like ugh life
"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]
This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.